I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize