how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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