You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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