How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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