I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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