if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
tell me about the eggs
Randomize