I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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