He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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