Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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