He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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