worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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