Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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