I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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