talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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