3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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