lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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