They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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