Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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