mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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