I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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