i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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