we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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