she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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