I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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