I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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