took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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