saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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