Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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