This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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