Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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