last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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