kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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