my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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