JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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