Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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