Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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