so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
