hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You can't special order awesome
my being single is dangerous.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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