Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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