you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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