I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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