I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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