My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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