Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
North Korea, Best Korea!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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