Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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