Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
apparently the secret to your success is patron
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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