Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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