Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I could make wine with my vomit
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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