I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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