Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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