the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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