one might say we're banned from that church
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
