Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
